They Said What?!

You value everything your kids say, but sometimes, it's just so silly you have to laugh!

The combination of your kids’  personalities and their imaginations can result in comments that leave parents shocked, embarrassed, or just downright overcome with laughter.  These are some quotes that our District Consultants and Regional Managers shared:


From Kristi Stovall, Regional Manager in Jacksonville, FL:

My 7-year-old son asked, “Mama, can you hatch us another baby?  Because I would really like a little brother.”  To which my 6-year-old daughter replied, ”Don’t be ridiculous Walter.  Mama is too old to hatch any more eggs!”


From Deb Clem, Regional Manager in Kansas City, KS:

The school counselor asked the kids to list the top 3 things they learned in grade school.  Rosie listed: (1.) Never let your cousin cut your American Girl’s hair.  (2.) Never ask a lady if she is pregnant. It won’t turn out well.  (3.) Never trust boys.


From Dawn Lazzara, District Consultant in Jacksonville, FL:

On a Mother’s Day project in preschool, my son filled in the blank with this response: My Mommy is as pretty as…”a brown and white dog!”


From Helen Connor, Regional Manager in Boston, MA:

When people tell my 6-year-old daughter that she looks like daddy she says, “No I don’t.  I’m not hairy!”


From Brita Brown, District Consultant in Minneapolis/St. Paul, MN:

My 3-year-old daughter asked, “Mom are we lost again? You are so bad at directions!”


From Michelle Peterson, District Consultant in Salt Lake City, UT:

I was preparing the Thanksgiving turkey and my 6-year-old daughter Chloe was helping me. As I pulled the neck out of the cavity she said “Yep! We know this one’s a boy!”


From Carly Kirsch, District Consultant in Hartford/New Haven, CT:

We were out in the back yard and I spotted some tulips that had bloomed. When I pointed them out to my 3.5-year-old daughter and said, “Look, there are tulips!”  She replied, “Oh wow, pretty! We have those at school, except we have a lot of lips there.”